Silver Sandwich

May 28

quote I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games, I was kind of curious for a second. So I called my agent. [My agent] was like ‘no one’s going to offer you that part.’ I was like, thanks for the reassurance.’

— Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair (x)
May 28

I think I’ve just figured out how to defeat Amon.

fuckyeahavatarshipping:

viria:

bring Sokka with his boomerang back from the deads

so Sokka would throw his boomerang, 

then distract Amon with some witty (not really) joke 

the boomerang would kick Amon in the head so he flakes out

and he’s defeated.

ta da

I think I have a Sokka-humour-sense.

Headcanon accepted

May 28

makoseyebrows:

everyone says maiko is awkward because he is like “you’re so beautiful when you hate the world blahblah”

BUT ISNT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR LOOKING FOR A ZUKO

A BOY WHO FINDS YOUR PESSIMISTIC VIEWS ON REAL LIFE BEAUTIFUL

AND CAN SHARE THEM WITH YOU

THIS IS WHY I REALLY LOVE MAIKO OKAY

May 28

sexonmotorcycles:

This is legit you guys

May 28
May 28
  • everyone on tumblr: benedict cumberbatch should have won the BAFTA
  • everyone in britain: benedict cumberbatch should have won the BAFTA
  • dominic west: benedict cumberbatch should have won the BAFTA
  • benedict cumberbatch: i should have won the BAFTA
  • BAFTA: fuck you
May 28
kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

May 28

dnll:

oh you know, just sitting here in my room going through this entire blog simultaneously laughing and crying

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ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

May 28

lepreas:

n1pslip:

i hate when people are sad and you dont know how to cheer them up its awful

I just hate people

May 28
vulpixboy:

i finally figured out this gif

in this first clip, we see brock and ash, metaphorically representing cissexist gatekeeping doctors, “assigning” staryu, a gender-ambiguous entity, with water, a representation of binary gender roles. staryu, however, as we see, neither becomes male or female with the assignment of the water, but remains the same, a staryu.

here, we see Ash, the excited yet binarist parent, looking on excitedly as it unconsciously assumes that staryu will take on the role of a boy or a girl. Oh, happy day! My staryu will be the best boy/girl ever! little does he realize that gender is not biology or chromosomes, but rather a series of expressions and interconnected modes of identity that staryu will now have to struggle with for the rest of its existence after being assigned a gender at birth.

In Brock’s less enthusiastic expression, however, we can see a representation of cisnormative institutions and the expectations they place on the individual. in a society in which individuals are judged by how well they “perform” their assigned gender, we can see in Brock’s countenance the weighing of numerous social and cultural factors in his gaze directed upon staryu, a means of shaming staryu into accepting assigned roles instead of staking out its own expression and identity. in this sense, pokemon becomes not merely an anime about kids making animals kill one another, but an extended discussion on the pervasive assumptions of cisnormative culture and their affect on the individual psyche. Pokemon: gotta gender ‘em all.

vulpixboy:

i finally figured out this gif

in this first clip, we see brock and ash, metaphorically representing cissexist gatekeeping doctors, “assigning” staryu, a gender-ambiguous entity, with water, a representation of binary gender roles. staryu, however, as we see, neither becomes male or female with the assignment of the water, but remains the same, a staryu.

here, we see Ash, the excited yet binarist parent, looking on excitedly as it unconsciously assumes that staryu will take on the role of a boy or a girl. Oh, happy day! My staryu will be the best boy/girl ever! little does he realize that gender is not biology or chromosomes, but rather a series of expressions and interconnected modes of identity that staryu will now have to struggle with for the rest of its existence after being assigned a gender at birth.

In Brock’s less enthusiastic expression, however, we can see a representation of cisnormative institutions and the expectations they place on the individual. in a society in which individuals are judged by how well they “perform” their assigned gender, we can see in Brock’s countenance the weighing of numerous social and cultural factors in his gaze directed upon staryu, a means of shaming staryu into accepting assigned roles instead of staking out its own expression and identity. in this sense, pokemon becomes not merely an anime about kids making animals kill one another, but an extended discussion on the pervasive assumptions of cisnormative culture and their affect on the individual psyche. Pokemon: gotta gender ‘em all.